Nepali k mobile pe raat 2 baje phone aya: Aap so to nahi rahe the?
Nepali Gusse me bola: Kamino,
Zaruri nahi k har nepali Chowkidaar ho.
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Plumber-Pipe Naya Laga Diya Or 1000Rs Bill Ho Gya
GOLU-Itna To Mai Engineer Ho K B Nai Kamata
P-Mai Bhi Nahi Kamata Tha Jab Engineer Tha
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Yakin pe yakin dilate h dost
Rah chalte ko bewkuf bnate h dost
7-up bol kar pani pilate h dost
Par kuch bi kaho sale yad bahut ate h dost...
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Bhgwan tu mujhe100Rs dega to 50 tumhe chadaunga.
Thodi der me usko 50 ka note mila. SANTA-Prabhu
 itna bhi bharosa nahi, PHLE HI KAAT LIYA.